Look, man, if you really want
the most successful butterfly puddle
possible, you really gotta pee on it —
that’s in addition to the cow manure.
Cow manure, human pee: Got it?
(But if you do this, don’t tell anyone.)
Hairy balls milkweed comes from Africa
and is perennial in Zone 8, can be grown
elsewhere as an annual, for laughs
and because caterpillars love crawling
all over those green testicles.
Please form a strong opinion now,
on the subject of tropical milkweed.
Be prepared to defend your choice
against link attack. You are either
destroying monarchs or saving them,
depending on the day or on who is
firing off which set of links.
Have you heard the story of the person
who got milkweed sap in her eye? Consider
wearing safety goggles in the garden.
Do you have enough milkweed?
Can you ever have enough milkweed?
Should you order more milkweed?
These are the questions I ask myself
at night — and then I wake up screaming.