“THE WIENER THE WORLD AWAITED!”
flavor kept by “Sack O’ Sauce”

SORRY!
You were rude
to me so now
you get no hot
dog.

revolutionized by Wieners

MY WEINER HAS A MIND OF
ITS OWN !!

REFRESHMENTS
Delicious
HOT DOGS
DRINK
Coca-Cola

JUS’ AS I THOUGHT —
WIENIES! THAT’S WHY
HE FOLLOWED YOU!

HERE’S A SUGGESTION FROM
Mrs. DAMON RUNYON
Swift’s Premium Frankfurts
Creamed Diced Carrots in Onion Cups
Parsley Potatoes
Citrus Salad
Butterscotch Pudding

I meant to do the prompt at NaPoWriMo.net, which was to write with alliteration and assonance. I started fine, with wieners and worlds, but then I got stuck on that. Hat tip to Facebook group Dave’s Retro Rumpus Room, where every Wednesday is Wiener Wednesday (but pie is never to be mentioned — it’s in the rules).