Old rockers don’t like eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon.
They know at least a hundred cool ways to die.
Old rockers wrinkle in ways that are bad-ass.
They flash devil horns at the retirement home staff.
Old rockers trick out their motorized scooters.
They never go to bingo night without something in a flask.
Old rockers stare out of smoked-glass windows.
They like to watch the young punks pass them by.