Vacancy in Vinyl (for NaPoWriMo, Day 24)

I will not cavil over calamari, ham.
Chic in acrylic on my lanai, I alarm a chary larva.
To charm is a cinch, via manic, miry vim.
A rich man may ram my aviary. (In a van?)
I mail the cynical vicar—“Hi ya!” and a racy hymn.
(Chancy.) Calm, calm. His car will jar my china soon.

 

NaPoWriMo, Day 24 prompt: Write a self portrait using words that can be found in your name. Fun with an anagram generator! Here it is again, with the anagram words in bold:

I will not cavil over calamari, ham.
Chic in acrylic on my lanai, I alarm a chary larva.
To charm is a cinch, via manic, miry vim.
A rich man may ram my aviary. (In a van?)
I mail the cynical vicar—Hi ya!” and a racy hymn.
(Chancy.) Calm, calm. His car will jar my china soon.

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