Move along. Is this seat taken?
He’s buying me a vodka soda, so sorry.
Think about your own socks, your dude’s
penis; rock back and forth slowly.
Make it your mission to date your boss—
I highly recommend it. Things have been
pretty stressful lately. Even serial killers can
give me less angst, instant relief, a clear head,
cheese. A pony to get through the magic.