You and I need to chuck all this
cranberry sauce and leftover boxes
sometime, join the Merchant Marine,
learn to sail and swear like tigers,
pace out the ring for a really good
sword fight, swing from all the ropes
and back again, through any open window
we happen to find, on any coast,
whether spice-scented or ordinary,
colored exactly like our own.
I completely agree! I’ll even pretend I’m not landlocked.
I have a Great Lake, but I’m not sure that counts.