Keep This Under Your Hat

I don’t think weasels are real;
otherwise, how come I’ve never seen one?
Do they all work in casinos?
I’ve never been to one of those, either.
If they do, I bet they stack the deck
against humans, so the house — the
weasel house — always wins.
It always does. It always does.


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