Reet petite, my brown-eyed girl,
you’re just reet petite.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To make your heart go

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM.

There’s a heaven in your smile;
you’re the coffee in my cup.

Ding-a-ling-a-ling,
ding-a-ling-a-ling-ding

go the bells—the ones
in my feet.

After Van Morrison’s “Jackie Wilson Said,” as requested by complynn. Thanks! This was another of those songs that I knew, and just didn’t know that I knew it. It made me smile.